...I know all french teenagers don't have Amelie haircuts but what's a little bit of light racial stereotyping between friends...?
(article by Michael Holden)
I was in the corner seat at the back of the upstairs of a bus that steadily filled with passengers. Initially there had been just me and another man opposite and I watched him bury his head in a free newspaper as the seats around him filled up with teenage French girls. Oblivious to his predicament he read on as the girls talked among themselves and looked through an English/French dictionary before finally presenting the traveler with a question.
French Girl 1“Excuse me?”
Man (dropping his paper and looking out suspiciously at his interrogators) “Yes?”
French Girl 1 (slowly and carefully) “Do you know, which are the good parks, for feeding squirrels?”
French Girl 2 (for added emphasis) “Yes, the squirrels.”
The man looked seriously at them now, as though wondering whether this were some sort of joke, sensing this, one of the girls began to mime eating a nut, in the manner of a squirrel, but with a look of complete sincerity.
Man (unsure) “You can find…I mean, they’re pretty common. They’re, everywhere, you know?”
French Girl 1 (handing him a pen and paper) “List the parks.”
Man (unsettled further by the sustained gravity of the matter Well, like I say they’re all pretty good, for squirrels, I mean, hmmm.”
He made a list of four large parks in the city, good choices I thought, and then handed back the pad. The girls looked at the list approvingly. He went back to his paper, but you could tell things weren’t quite the same.
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