I always wanted 'japanese hair' as a teenager
I never wanted that strange 'floating-an-inch-above-the-head-Art-Garfunkel' thing going on

Specialist publications...

Pornography for those excited by disciplinarians, frock coats & those dark satanic mills....mmmmmm!

..I always floss aggressively when I procrastinate...

confusing huh?

...was anybody else palmed off with this 'panda isn't really a bear it's related to the raccoon' nonsense? Don't know when it officially changed species but it looked like a fucking bear all along!

I don't even have a 'proper' job but Monday is being problematic....