not 'appy

I've seen this man...

...nearly halloween...

Facial hair & hats are a bit of a no no for me but I admire folk who can pull them off with aplomb...

Trolls are always cross because they live upside down on the other sides of islands & they feel headachy and a bit aggrieved!

I always wanted 'japanese hair' as a teenager
I never wanted that strange 'floating-an-inch-above-the-head-Art-Garfunkel' thing going on

Specialist publications...

Pornography for those excited by disciplinarians, frock coats & those dark satanic mills....mmmmmm!

..I always floss aggressively when I procrastinate...

confusing huh?

...was anybody else palmed off with this 'panda isn't really a bear it's related to the raccoon' nonsense? Don't know when it officially changed species but it looked like a fucking bear all along!

I don't even have a 'proper' job but Monday is being problematic....

Wimpy...

Does anybody else find small towns which still have Wimpys rather touching?

baaaaah!

fearful beasties...

the torment! the torment!

...you know you want to...

Little fuckin' tourette's dude... I have my moments

Probably the same goes for red ink as green ink - never trust anyone who uses it!

does what it says on the can...