Bottle of 'Nan-booze'.
Snowball?!? Everybody knows Advocaat is mainly composed of phlegm (probably) & eggs - We can mainly blame the Belgians for that!
Sunday 23 December 2012
Advent of unwanted gifts #23
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Saturday 22 December 2012
Friday 21 December 2012
Advent of unwanted gifts #21
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Thursday 20 December 2012
Advent of unwanted gifts #20
Unfortunately timed fancy dress costume*
*& one in the eye for all you smug 'I ALWAYS buy my Xmas presents early to avoid the rush' types!
*& one in the eye for all you smug 'I ALWAYS buy my Xmas presents early to avoid the rush' types!
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Wednesday 19 December 2012
Advent of unwanted gifts #19
Tuesday 18 December 2012
Advent of unwanted gifts #18
Inappropriate jigsaw puzzle*.
* I always hated jigsaws as a kid, they're even worse if you're without discernible limbs.
* I always hated jigsaws as a kid, they're even worse if you're without discernible limbs.
Monday 17 December 2012
Sunday 16 December 2012
Saturday 15 December 2012
Friday 14 December 2012
Advent of unwanted gifts #14
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Thursday 13 December 2012
Advent of unwanted gifts #13
Over-fussy 'coffee experience delivery system'™ - destined to be used on precisely 4 occasions before thinking 'f*** this, where's that jar of Gold Blend'*
* see also; juicers, the Breville pie-maker, anything kitchen-shaped to do with George Foreman etc.
* see also; juicers, the Breville pie-maker, anything kitchen-shaped to do with George Foreman etc.
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Wednesday 12 December 2012
Tuesday 11 December 2012
Monday 10 December 2012
Advent of unwanted gifts #10
Idiot mittens.
NB whilst finishing this the other day I sudden realised I'd unconsciously nicked the basic idea from another illustration so in fairness here's a link to that - let's call it 'homage' rather than theft huh?
NB whilst finishing this the other day I sudden realised I'd unconsciously nicked the basic idea from another illustration so in fairness here's a link to that - let's call it 'homage' rather than theft huh?
Sunday 9 December 2012
Saturday 8 December 2012
Friday 7 December 2012
Thursday 6 December 2012
Advent of unwanted gifts # 6
Crappy TV tie-in annual.*
*Recipe - quickly re-hash old TV scripts together add a few photos then season with a healthy dollop of contempt for the buying public.
*Recipe - quickly re-hash old TV scripts together add a few photos then season with a healthy dollop of contempt for the buying public.
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Wednesday 5 December 2012
Advent of unwanted gifts # 5
Offensive confectionery.
(shhhh...don't shoot me but I always liked coffee creams etc. - the ones everyone hates!)
(shhhh...don't shoot me but I always liked coffee creams etc. - the ones everyone hates!)
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Tuesday 4 December 2012
Monday 3 December 2012
Advent of unwanted gifts #3
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Sunday 2 December 2012
Saturday 1 December 2012
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