The devil in the black dress cometh...

A cheese hat.

I love starting a new sketchbook, & I ALWAYS offer a reward!

Brexit Bill!

Is it me or does Brexit Bill sound like the name for the most rubbish pirate ever? 

 Or a fairly useless cowboy...?

Or perhaps a rather hapless cockney safe cracker?

Muppet horror dream!

My dream last night involved myself (in puppet form) & a muppet with no eyes, attempting to avoid capture from a malevolent Bert & Ernie from Sesame Street. Odd, & strangely scary

(answers on a postcard to the usual address...)

Collective nouns...

The collective noun for cats is a 'clump' surely...?*


*Ok, ok, the correct term is a 'clowder', happy now?

International Cat Day meets Afternoon Tea Week

Yep, there's days & weeks for everything, but these two are both things I'm fond of!  : )

For those about to rock...we salute you

Demonic Kittys

Some demon cat hybrids I've been sketching recently

Dejected unicorn

Even mythical beasties get the blues...

Zoldar - 'devourer of worlds' takes a rare day off.

Cigarette dreams

This blog's been rather quiet while I've been working on the 6th Dennis the Menace book so I thought I'd enlighten you with an extract from a recent rather 'colourful' series of dreams over the last few nights. Among other things I dreamed of 'human finger pepperami' & last night a woman who was in the middle of attempting to smoke as many cigarettes as possible(!)

Over & out.

Hot sauce!

When breakfast goes BAD!

More breakfast here

Leather Amphitheatre

During the recent rather sultry nights my subconscious has been rather errmmm, 'fruity'!
In response to a dream about a leather amphitheatre (yes, call my therapist etc.) I decided this would make a great name for a fictional metal band so here's a couple of sketches of the members of aforementioned outfit.

Best band in the world! (as the NME would hyperbolize)

See also Klöwnfingerr & other imaginary musical genres

Theology corner #1 What synth did Jesus use?

Answers on a postcard to the usual address

Boo!

The Sneeze Witch

Remember allergies et al  are a work of fiction, you've probably just inadvertently pissed off the Sneeze Witch...

Dazed dragon

Here's a slightly dazed dragon for St George's day!

Tidal beard.

Ding-dong!

I overheard a man in a café in Soho the other day referring to a 'ding-dong', not a phrase I'd heard in a long time & what with the word 'fracas' being rather prevalent in the news recently it got me thinking...

(nobody was hurt during the drawing of this sketchbook page)

Jesus is tempted in the wilderness

Every Shrove Tuesday we are reminded how Jesus was tempted in the wilderness by the devil with a pancake (or something like that)