#WorldChocolateDay - save that old 'not the coffee cream'* argument by choosing Filth Tray™ - "all of them horrors!"
*Psst! I actually like the coffee cream & the orange cream but I'm a bit funny like that...
Thursday, 7 July 2016
Friday, 24 July 2015
*insert any other flavour you despise - somehow they KNOW!
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Thursday, 17 July 2014
Wednesday, 5 December 2012
(shhhh...don't shoot me but I always liked coffee creams etc. - the ones everyone hates!)
Tuesday, 7 June 2011
Here's the cover to the new Cartoon Kid book (scanned properly & not just filched off the interweb like before)In this one our hero Casper has to face the monstrous Mrs Cloddle or 'CLODZILLA' as she's known (couldn't resist a picture of Mrs Cloddle in full nose wiping action either!)
You can order a copy here
Monday, 17 January 2011
Monday, 12 July 2010
(Article by Michael Holden)
In a coffee shop, a heavily tanned woman fielded questions about her holiday from a friend who appeared almost luminous in comparison.
Woman 1 "How was it then?"
Woman 2 "Absolutely fantastic, just what we needed. And the people were brilliant, couldn't do enough for you."
Woman 1 "What about the hotel?"
Woman 2 "Spotless. Couldn't fault it."
Woman 1 "Did you get all your treatments?"
Woman 2 (suddenly more animated) "Oh. My. God! Yes! Amazing! They take you down into the spa and you can choose. I had a stress reduction massage and Paul had a Thai head massage."
Woman 1 "Ooh, wonderful!"
Woman 2 "And then we both had a chocolate bath."
Woman 1 (pausing for an instant, quite rightly unaware of this vile-sounding innovation in indulgence, and then choosing to act as if she wasn't) "And what was that like then?"
Woman 2 "Amazing."
Woman 1 "Was it all … you know … chocolatey?"
Woman 2 "Oh, yes. Chocolate bubbles, the lot."
Woman 1 "Did it smell of …"
Woman 2 "… chocolate, yes."
Woman 1 (going out on a limb) "So did you have to have another bath afterwards?"
Woman 2 (deciding to let it slide) "No. We went for our dinner. It was like a buffet, you could help yourself. Go back as many times as you wanted."
Woman 1 (relieved to be back on familiar turf) "Ah, yeah, they're brilliant them."