Monday 17 January 2011
Saturday 15 January 2011
The Guardian - Michael Holden's All Ears 15th January
That Brian May (no relation) made his guitar out of a fireplace he did...etc.
As a real-life guitar hero(!) I find the whole concept of Guitar Hero rather puzzling, read on...
See the original article here
(Article by Michael Holden)
For a swift antidote to the optimistic platitudes of new year, there's nothing quite like hospital waiting rooms, where any rogue act of exuberance is swiftly countered by the collective frowning of the preoccupied majority. It was here that I saw a woman standing up in a room full of seated people, typing on her Blackberry and looking up occasionally to see if she had stopped acting like she shouldn't be there. An elderly woman and her adult son sat by my side.
Son (reading a text) "Guitar Hero, I wonder how he's getting on with it?"
Mother "You got him playing it?"
Son "Yeah, he's sent me a text saying he's gonna kick my arse."
Mother "Oh."
Son "Of all the versions I've bought – and I've bought five – there's no Jimi Hendrix on there."
Mother (diving deep into her own past) "Burt Weedon? Duane Eddy?"
Son "No. Stones, a lot of Bon Jovi. That's some frantic playing."
Mother (updating) "Brian May?"
Son "Yeah, Queen are there."
Mother (excited – relatively speaking) "Killer Queen?"
Son "Band On The Run – that's good to play."
Mother (eyeing the standing woman with disdain) "I dunno what she's playing at."
Son (holding thumb and forefinger together to indicate the woman's lack of long term illness) "I saw the size of her file – it was stick thin."
Mother "I've definitely gone deaf in this ear."
Son "I'll get you some shopping later."
Mother "Why don't she sit down?"
Son (most assuredly) "She will."
Thursday 13 January 2011
comic strips for Cartoon Kid
Some of the original strips I drew for Cartoon Kid by Jeremy Strong published by Puffin.
These were really fun to draw (I love a Police elephant!) & was nice to be given pretty much carte blanche on the design & layout
New children's book Cartoon Kid
Puffin have just published the first in the series of Cartoon Kid by Jeremy Strong which I done lots of pictures for. There's lots of elephants & superheroes in it so anyone who knows me will realise it's right up my street.
You can buy it (preferably) from your nice local book shop & support small local shops or else be a lazy arse & get it from t'internet
Monday 10 January 2011
Headbutting horses...
Drawn from an overheard conversation in a pub while a group of middle class, middle aged men attempted to 'out-street' one another by recounting dubious tales of neo-football hooliganism from their pasts.
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