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Thursday, 4 August 2011

Sunday, 24 July 2011

operation


Always good to label one's limbs in case of surgical intervention huh?

Friday, 22 July 2011

Poo Birds in natural habitat #2


The festival toilet solution?
More poo birds? You damned fool! Go HERE!

Thursday, 21 July 2011

OS X - Moggy


Hey Mac geeks! Forget your Lions & your Snow Leopards, what happens when apple run out of animal names... shoddy budget OS anybody?

Wednesday, 6 July 2011

Surreptitiousness...


Surreptitious monster with carrier bag...

Poo birds in natural habitat


Look lively! Some natural history for you silly people!

Ice Lolly Peril!


Be careful what you put in yer mouth kids...

Friday, 1 July 2011

How many elephants can you fit in a double decker?



...aahh you do the maths (math for my American readers)
Illustration from Cartoon Kid by Jeremy Strong which also features as July's calendar image for my agents Arena Illustration

Monday, 20 June 2011

Sunday, 19 June 2011

My name's Johnny...


"an' tell all the commies, my name's Johnny, Johnny PISSOFF"

I'm in the process of throwing out old cassettes(!) which have been hanging around in boxes since a very long time ago & found a wonderful compilation which contained The Fugs delightfully titled 'Johnny Pissoff Meets The Red Angel'- this was drawn in response...

spotify:track:0frUOS4pvp2OxiXgbvJjea

Monday, 13 June 2011

insert band name here...



London Fields sketches - he walked by too quickly to clock what the t-shirt slogan was so I took the liberty of inventing it myself - probably some no-mark landfill indie band - I'd have remembered if they were called Cöck Spawn* or something like that.

* the unnecessary umlaut is important in the naming of metal bands don't you know?

Wednesday, 8 June 2011

Plummeting Pants!




To further scientifically prove the age old popularity of falling underpants 'Boy Zero - Wannabe Hero - Mystery of the Plummeting Pants' written by Peter Millet published by Faber & illustrated by yours truly has been nominated for a junior fiction award in New Zealand

In celebration here's a picture of General Pandemonium the villain of the piece after his pants have fallen off! I'm too good to you all! : )You can see more here!
& you can buy a copy here

Tuesday, 7 June 2011

Cartoon Kid - Supercharged! (& better scan!)




Here's the cover to the new Cartoon Kid book (scanned properly & not just filched off the interweb like before)In this one our hero Casper has to face the monstrous Mrs Cloddle or 'CLODZILLA' as she's known (couldn't resist a picture of Mrs Cloddle in full nose wiping action either!)

You can order a copy here

Monday, 6 June 2011

Police elephant! (& a police kangaroo too!)


Couldn't resist posting the police animals arresting Masher & his gang from the new Cartoon Kid book - I love a police animal!

Grannies wrestling tigers, plummeting rhinos & others...





Some more of my illustrations from the new Cartoon Kid book by Jeremy Strong featuring Grannies wrestling tigers, plummeting rhinos & superhero action among other treats!
You can buy your copy here

Cartoon Kid 2 - Supercharged!




The second in the series of Cartoon Kid books by Jeremy Strong has just been published by Puffin books featuring Casper who is secretly a superhero who among other things has to contend with a monstrous new teacher Mrs Cloddle or CLODZILLA!
You can buy it here

Monday, 30 May 2011

(contains sexual swearwords)


Somebody reminded of this piece I directed for the Monkeydust series many moons ago so thought I'd post it - the talk of government targets all sounds depressingly familiar (contains sexual swearwords)

Friday, 27 May 2011

Lions & Tigers & Bears (oh my!)



Detail from previous post - am most perplexed why more people don't want Wizard of Oz tattoos theses days

Thursday, 26 May 2011

Zombie Arcade (slight return)





Some more good retro wholesome made-up horror comic stuff for you kids*!

Available at all good newsagents (& a fair few sh*tty ones too)

*this is what comes of a childhood spent in a seaside town watching too many horror films & reading too many comics...

Monday, 23 May 2011

Cocktail time


Just a typical night out...

Thursday, 19 May 2011

Sunday, 15 May 2011

Inky beasties (slight return)





More monsters (& the odd tiger) - don't say you don't get your money's worth!

Saturday, 14 May 2011

Pen & ink* monsters






*No it's not rhyming slang! Just finished a few of these little beasties for a client the other day, nice change to work with dip pen & wash for a job (although I did find myself looking for the Apple Z command on many occasions!)

Tuesday, 3 May 2011

Das Fluff promo 'Would You Die For Me?'






I've just directed & designed a short sting for my band Das Fluff's debut album release - you can watch it here

Friday, 22 April 2011

disguises, & other stories...


This was an illustration for Community Care magazine about social workers avoiding their clients in the street (but as anybody who knows me any excuse for a false moustache will do!)

Monday, 4 April 2011

CRIME!!!



CRIME! Robbers, skeleton keys, the works!

Debut Das Fluff single released TODAY!




Not animation or illustration linked but my wonderful band Das Fluff have just released our debut single Happy People / Hey You - you can buy it from here or here or even here

'Propelling beats, smooth riffs and vibrant atmospheres ... Das Fluff plays with fire.'

C.J. LAZARETTI - Erotic Review (read more)


'Ooh. Now this is dirrrrty ... a scintillating slice of dance floor genius ... Glorious.'

JAMES BALL - Stereoboard.com (read more)


Thursday, 31 March 2011

robbing b*stards!



Just finished this for Inside Out magazine for an article about stealing from work commissioned by the delightful Amelia Clark.

Puts me in mind of the classic 'Take Stuff From Work' by the redoubtable King Missile which by the magic of the interweb can be found here! - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KIXz_vzROrw

Saturday, 19 March 2011

Abominable...


Been conducting some field research on mythical beasties

He's been selected for exhibition at this years Pictoplasma festival too!

Friday, 11 March 2011

Zombie Arcade


From all good newsagents* (& a fair few sh*tty ones too!)

* this is a lie

Monday, 7 March 2011

Saturday, 5 March 2011

Michael Holden's All Ears 5th March (& my last one)



Sadly this my LAST EVER All Ears. (although in the print edition it's credited to 'name in here')

I only officially found this out earlier in the week which is rather disappointing in that unbeknownst to The Guardian, all through the run I've been secretly implanting symbols within each illustration with the plan that if you laid all of them out on a large flat surface they'd spell out a secret message that can only be read from space* (something about lizard people, the Holy Grail & Rupert Murdoch etc.)

So much for my masterplan...

Anyway thanks to Stephen & Sara at The Guardian for being a pleasure to work with over the last 3 years or so & have enjoyed Mr Holden's articles (despite never having met him!) at least I get my weekends free now

PS *this may be a lie

(& milk in coffee's for wimps & little girls, - FACT!)

Over & out, here's the article

(Article by Michael Holden)

Mid-morning at a busy sandwich and coffee concession in the middle of the city, and one young businessman collected his, presumably daily, sought-after beverage and returned with a look of what could only be described as woe.

Man 1 "I hate the way they shout it out."

Man 2 "What?"

Man 1 (quietly, as if in shame) "'Milky Americano'. It's the word milky, she says it, 'mill-key', really strings it out. She shouts it when I order, too."

Man 2 (right first time) "You think it's a sign of weakness, having extra milk in your coffee?"

Man 1 (embarrassed to be read so rightly) "No, I … "

Man 2 "Yeah, you do!"

Man 1 "I don't. I just take the trouble to say, 'With plenty of milk', and they turn that into milky, and shout it out, 'Mill-key!'"

Man 2 (half joking) "Well, it's a dynamic environment – they have their own way of getting things done."

Man 1 (playing along) "Yeah, but I'm a key part of that environment, I'm driving it."

Man 2 "You're just one person. And you'll be the only one that gives a fuck."

Man 1 "I reckon this could be bigger than you think."

Man 2 "You're not alone?"

Man 1 "You never know."

Man 2 "Get on Twitter, start a revolution."

Man 1 "It's blocked at work."

Man 2 "Do it when you get in."

Man 1 "It never bothers me at night."

Man 2 "What does?"

Man 1 (emphatic) "Other stuff."

Man 2 (retreating, quite probably wisely) "Right."