Bear / monkey percussion fusion ensemble

If this picture was a noise it'd be WELL LOUD!

Monkey bikini

Every simian should have one!

Monkey triangle ensemble

Monkey triangle ensemble - every seaside town should have one!

I have a photo of myself as a sulky 2 year old posing with my dad & a rather wretched monkey in a cardigan from the early '70s - just saying, I don't really condone animals in clothes (unless it's REALLY funny!)

A Troupe of Farting Penguins

No self respecting vaudeville show should be without one!
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BOOM! BOOM!

Bears & woods...

Well that clears THAT one up doesn't it? (yep, the other one's Catholic too)

Fat crittur

I occasionally sport a very similar expression pre-lunchtime - luckily for you all I've just had a sandwich (& I mercifully don't have an Instagram account so you won't have to look at a picture of aforementioned butty)

Pinch punch! White rabbits!

Well, that's January over, start as we mean to go on eh? Hello February!

Elephant in spacesuit

Continuing the Friday space suit theme...

Monkey in spacesuit

Friday is space suit day! Just because.

Advent of unwanted gifts #22

'Budget' electrical goods.

Advent of unwanted gifts #21

Wall calendar. (Mayan)

Advent of unwanted gifts #19

Ill-advised gift voucher.

Advent of unwanted gifts #17

Hideous bling.

Advent of unwanted gifts #15

Unfortunate pop culture genre-fail.

Advent of unwanted gifts #14

Anti-hypo-allergenic make up kit.*


*not tested on nice animals (or even nasty ones)

Advent of unwanted gifts #12

Dual purpose novelty Donald Trump / One Direction hairpiece.

Advent of unwanted gifts #10

Idiot mittens.

NB whilst finishing this the other day I sudden realised I'd unconsciously nicked the basic idea from another illustration so in fairness here's a link to that - let's call it 'homage' rather than theft huh?

Advent of unwanted gifts #9

Niche electrical goods.

Advent of unwanted gifts #2

Nice tie.