(thanks to Anthea for Geology based pun inspiration!)
Article by Michael Holden
Crossing the country again on another train I leant back my head and tried to imagine I was going somewhere new when I fell into earshot of the people behind me who seemed to be newly acquainted by occupation and in the process of discovering what else they might have in common.
Woman: “I was doing geology…”
Man: (interrupting, comically forceful) “Don’t talk to me!”
Woman: (laughing) “I know, one day you’re doing geology and the next thing you’re a physicist!”
Man: “So, you must have done the old ritual drink up when you were there?”
Woman (rueful, experienced): “It’s the second day that gets you…but I’ve had some good times on that pub crawl. You can get away without spending anything.”
Man: (conceding that not paying for drinks can make drinking seem more worthwhile): “Tell me about it! Pure carnage. But it was more geology the geophysics in the end. I was quite surprised.”
Woman: “Where did you end up?”
Man: “Outside Dublin, in a caravan.”
Woman: “You did well, we never went anywhere that far.”
Man: “Does the company fund trips?”
Woman: “ You’ve just missed out actually, we just did the Jurassic coast. At the other company we just used to stay in a hostel, but with the new one…well it wasn’t exactly luxury, but it’s posh, you had your own bathroom. Stuff like that doesn’t worry you at college but once you’re working you think, hang on, I wouldn’t mind my own bathroom. So, that was good.”
Man: “What were the people like?”
Woman: “A good mixture, Geo physics has a bigger spectrum of people than geology.”
Man: (as though affirming one of the great unassailable truths of existence) “Absolutely. Every time.”
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