Say 'NO' to bullying!

what ever happened to Betamax?

It's over here! Move along now...
(another unsuccessful pitch!)

how to make a devil sandwich

...well, you never know - tuck in!

placing a whale in a glass of water...

Always wondered how that's done?
a) Yes
b) No

(mostly 'a'- this is the blog for you!
mostly 'b' - move along, nothing to see here)

ones that got away...

Some characters I designed for a mooted animation series a while back - nothing happened as far as I know but they're probably being reproduced on low quality lunchboxes somewhere in the world as we speak...

impending hotdog accident...

Cheap meat products, wheels, unwise fringe growth...what could possibly go wrong?

Bears with chairs

...plus added ice cream!