...nearly halloween...

Facial hair & hats are a bit of a no no for me but I admire folk who can pull them off with aplomb...

Trolls are always cross because they live upside down on the other sides of islands & they feel headachy and a bit aggrieved!

I always wanted 'japanese hair' as a teenager
I never wanted that strange 'floating-an-inch-above-the-head-Art-Garfunkel' thing going on

Specialist publications...

Pornography for those excited by disciplinarians, frock coats & those dark satanic mills....mmmmmm!

..I always floss aggressively when I procrastinate...