I know, I know, racial stereotypes are soooo easy but sometimes they're begging to be used! Wonder if I could get a Matalan tattoo somewhere - classy! (apologies for any mangling of French language involved in above illo)
(Article by Micheal Holden)
I was standing a queue for a cash machine-the only around that doesn’t charge a fee for its services-when the man behind me was joined by a friend who must have gone for a wander about to kill time.
Man 1 “You won’t believe what I’ve just seen.”
Man 2 “What?”
Man 1 “There’s a bloke up there, in the market, with the Pizza Express logo tattooed on his arm!”
Man 2 “Really?”
Man 1 “That’s what it looked like, I had a pretty good look at it.”
Man 2 “You see these things on the internet, sponsored tattoos.”
Man 1 “Mugs. You wouldn’t see something like that in France, they’ve got too much self respect.”
Man 2 “I was there last week.”
Man 1 “Any corporate tattoos?”
Man 2 “No. Mind you it was cold. They are nuts though, in their own way. I was in a supermarket, at the checkout and this bloke got angry because I hadn’t moved put the little ledge-the one that says ‘next customer’ at the end of my shopping.
Man 1 “How angry?”
Man 2 “He had a mutter and then sort of snatched at the sign and slammed it down. My mate who I stayed with says it’s a big thing over there, a proper insult if you don’t do it. And yet when there’s any real trouble on the cards…bosh, they’re gone.”
Man 1 “Like I said, too much self respect.”
Man 2 “Too much for their own good.”
Man 1 “But you have to respect them for that.”
Man 2 (visibly baffled but playing along) “Yeah, yeah. I do, I do.”
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