Bottle of 'Nan-booze'. Snowball?!? Everybody knows Advocaat is mainly composed of phlegm (probably) & eggs - We can mainly b...

'Budget' electrical goods.

Wall calendar. (Mayan)

Unfortunately timed fancy dress costume* *& one in the eye for all you smug 'I ALWAYS buy my Xmas presents early to avoid the ru...

Ill-advised gift voucher.

  Inappropriate jigsaw puzzle*. * I always hated jigsaws as a kid, they're even worse if you're without discernible limbs.

Hideous bling.