It's Thursday, the sun's out, it's probably the only sensible thing to do. Tell your boss 'Steve said it'd be fine...

Monster Fact: Monster breath is terrible. Many beautiful would-be monster relationships are de-railed early on by halitosis*. (*See also...

Monster fact: Up to 95% of domestic 'lost sock' incidents are the result of monster activity

Monster Fact: Monsters love ice cream, but mainly when it's somebody else's ice cream. See also monster diets

Monster Fact: The dark is composed of at least 70% monsters (& at least 10% horrible creepy crawlies) - very much like the percentage ...

Monster Fact: You know when people say "they won't hurt you they're just being friendly"? * or, "they're more s...