Always good to label one's limbs in case of surgical intervention huh?

The festival toilet solution? More poo birds? You damned fool! Go HERE!

Hey Mac geeks! Forget your Lions & your Snow Leopards, what happens when apple run out of animal names... shoddy budget OS anybody?

Surreptitious monster with carrier bag...

Look lively! Some natural history for you silly people!

Be careful what you put in yer mouth kids...

...aahh you do the maths (math for my American readers) Illustration from Cartoon Kid by Jeremy Strong which also features as July's cal...