I've never used the 'recent bereavement' method for dealing with cold callers but I did once conjure up a story about a colony o...

Every time I pass this particular place on Berwick Street I feel like I'm watching the rather tragic inexorable slow death of a takeaway...

There's a copper with one very large ear on the beat around Soho

Ok, it's not illustration or animation but I make exquisite guitar noise with Das Flüff & wave megaphones around in a dangerous mann...

After playing with several Gypsy/carpark/well-known-cartoon-character-with-explicit drug-reference combinations I figured this illustratory*...

Meh! Crappy illustration - what can I say - definitely an off day... (article by Michael Holden) Late one Saturday afternoon in a pub desert...

...that's all, nothing to see here - move along.