Designed these for Halloween 2007 but they're using them again this year to fill people's kids up with weird crisps & sweets - h...

I love the comic poignancy of those collars they make cats & dogs wear, one shouldn't laugh but... Also a little Harry Potter refere...

Funnily enough I have an unread copy of Plato's Republic sitting on my shelves but my burgeoning lapdancing career seriously impinges on...

Gratuitous use of cock imagery ahoy! I’d like to stop smoking but since the ban, the eavesdropping opportunities it creates are just to good...

...with a little nod to my favourite estate agents this week ...grrr! (Article by Michael Holden) It’s a sign of the times but twice in a mo...

You just KNOW the guy's going to smell of Country Born hair gel, Hard Rock hair spray & Lynx! Sorry, but the mid '80s were RUBBI...

Exploring the art of rodent contraception this week... (Article by Michael Holden) I was having dinner in my local Chinese when a couple sat...