This week's pic involves Metallica allusions & one of the most terrible puns known to humanity but the temptation was...too strong! ...

...someone went & switched the animal noises while you were asleep...

...if breakfast is served at an inappropriate time of day is it possible to disregard the day's events & start one's day again?

(Article by Michael Holden) Near where I work the pattern of lunchtime activity has been affected by the arrival of a van a couple of weeks ...

...with the deluxe version you get these extras (you can pay a supplement for the 'pig in shit'©!)

Includes detachable 'smile card'© & the famed 't-shirt of great hilarity'© altogether now... 'f*** off & pull yo...

was slightly disturbed to see a kid's TV programme yesterday with a rabbit called Steve...call me old fashioned but 'Steve' is n...