I know, I know, racial stereotypes are soooo easy but sometimes they're begging to be used! Wonder if I could get a Matalan tattoo somew...

Slightly hefty emo kids rule! (for Sean)

The queen of the Amazons hits Lidl...

The good captain getting some good ol' republican 'inspiration'

The Kirk Douglas picture is very small - but hopefully well formed! Couldn't resist the can of 'Wifebeater' or the circle of sh...

The cake Fonz... I’ve been visiting the same bakery for over a decade and never in that time have I enjoyed anything more than straightforwa...

My moment of recent TV glory on a programme called 'When Were we Funniest?' reminiscing about directing Ivan Dobsky the Meatsafe Mur...