Anti-hypo-allergenic make up kit.* *not tested on nice animals (or even nasty ones)

Over-fussy 'coffee exp eri ence delivery system' ™ - destined to be used on precisely 4 occasions before thinking 'f*** this,...

Dual purpose novelty Donald Trump / One Direction hairpiece.

Spurious kitchen gadget. NB I have NOT made this up

Idiot mittens. NB whilst finishing this the other day I sudden realised I'd unconsciously nicked the basic idea from another illustr...

Niche electrical goods.

Tangerine.* * qv "in my day we just got a tangerine & a few nuts"( © everybody's nan.)