Wonderful to hear an old lady on the Victoria line this morning sporting HUGE headphones & singing her heart extremely LOUDLY out comp...

Breaking all the health & safety rules known to man for TFL's in-house (station?) magazine (now will you PLEASE stop thos...

Felt tip dogs drawn in an inebriated state on thetube

If only tube elocution was was more like this... ...although there's a brilliant announcement at Bank station where THE emphasis is HILA...