Over on Twitter they suggested cyclops with toaster. (as if I NEED any encouragement!?!?)

Wilbur's exciting adventures were slightly limited by his lack of discernible limbs & tendency to get cold & soggy rather quic...

I like bears, & toast & strange birds. That's all - happy Saturday!

I think I'd sneakily like one of these to be truthful (although the 'Breville home stigmata toaster'™ might be a little beyond...

Introducing the Morphy Richards Memento Mori toaster© - for those bleak 'gazing-at-your-own-mortality-screaming-why?-why?-why?' brea...