Excerpt from a series of horror stories I will never probably get around to writing...

(yep, I KNOW he's not wearing trousers - deal with it!)

Looks like a rum type if you ask me... (& smoking ain't cool kids)

We've ALL been there! sketc

Nice tie.

Suited & booted for a good night out! (to be sung to the tune of Lips Inc.'s 'Funky Town' of course!)