That knocking sound in the wardrobe? That'll be the monster hiding in there with his carrier bag full of wire coat hangers (you always...

In a long tradition going back at least since I just drew this here's your Thursday monster! Like monsters? Like facts? Go to here ...

Monster fact: Up to 95% of domestic 'lost sock' incidents are the result of monster activity

It has been scientifically proven* that Y-fronts are the undergarments of greatest comedy value. Q.E.D. *look it up, do I have to do ALL...

Unfortunate socks. (my sister & I always dreaded the 'soft parcel' at Christmas)

...again!