I sometimes get days like this...

Is it me or does  Brexit Bill  sound like the name for the most rubbish pirate ever?   Or a fairly useless cowboy...? Or perhaps a ...

(sage advice from Mr Tom Waits' 'Telephone Call From Istanbul' from Frank's Wild Years )

Monster Fact: Monster breath is terrible. Many beautiful would-be monster relationships are de-railed early on by halitosis*. (*See also...

Following on from the ageing rockers in a previous post ...

I like bears, & toast & strange birds. That's all - happy Saturday!

Some more good retro wholesome made-up horror comic stuff for you kids*! Available at all good newsagents (& a fair few sh*tty ones too)...

Introducing the Morphy Richards Memento Mori toaster© - for those bleak 'gazing-at-your-own-mortality-screaming-why?-why?-why?' brea...