SURELY this is what they invented the internet for?!?!  

 ' When it gets too hot for comfort And you can't get an ice cream cone T'ain't no sin to take off your skin And dance aroun...

 Here's to a better 2022 everyone!

New CAT PANTS!™ For the more prudish pet owner in your life! No more unsightly bumholes!

It's sunny out, why not eat some ice cream in yer pants? You KNOW it makes sense!

That knocking sound in the wardrobe? That'll be the monster hiding in there with his carrier bag full of wire coat hangers (you always...

Nothing as joyful as pants on a tiger in its natural habitat!

Monster Facts - Even monsters have to do their laundry but are often less than happy if anybody sees them doing it - usually best to leave...

It's Thursday, the sun's out, it's probably the only sensible thing to do. Tell your boss 'Steve said it'd be fine'...

Monster fact : Bloodthirsty monsters always have Wednesdays off to catch up on laundry / e-mails etc. Here is a candid pen & ink pic...

Neighbourhood watch meets the Wicker Man (yep, I'm definitely going to hell...)

Yep, the men from the Ministry of Fun never stop & woe betide you if you overuse your fun license...

Cat Pants™for the more prudish pet owner

Pumpkins were always one of my big childhood disappointments. '70s Hastings seemed to be fairly bereft of them, the only ones imping...

...again!

To further scientifically prove the age old popularity of falling underpants 'Boy Zero - Wannabe Hero - Mystery of the Plummeting Pants...

I was thinking of drawing a complex baroque portrait of Brian Ferry in a bath chair but then thought 'f*** it, I'll draw some pants ...