Showing posts with label monster facts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label monster facts. Show all posts
Monday 4 March 2019

Monster Facts #016

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Monster negotiation is always best attempted AFTER lunchtime! (preferably with SWAT team back up) See also Monster Facts #03
Friday 24 July 2015

Monster facts #15

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Monster fact: Most nocturnal chocolate eating is down to monsters - but fret not, they NEVER touch the orange creams* *insert any other ...
Thursday 19 March 2015

Monster facts #14

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That knocking sound in the wardrobe? That'll be the monster hiding in there with his carrier bag full of wire coat hangers (you always...
Monday 23 February 2015

Monster Facts #13

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Monsters don't generally let the 'this is extremely uncomfortable' factor get in the way of a good hiding place. More Monster ...
Tuesday 13 January 2015

Monster Facts #12

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Monster Fact: THAT'S what happens when you fiddle with your belly button kids! (where the hell did you think tentacled beasties lived ...
Saturday 20 September 2014

Monster Facts #11

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Monster Facts - Even monsters have to do their laundry but are often less than happy if anybody sees them doing it - usually best to leave...
Tuesday 2 September 2014

Monster Facts #11

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Monster Fact: Investing in a good strong monster-proof lock on your front door is a worthy, but ultimately  futile gesture due to monsters...
Thursday 7 August 2014

Monster Facts #10

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Monster Fact : Monsters do not receive mandatory holiday pay & rarely take time off - it is considered wise not to disturb them when t...
Monday 4 August 2014

Monster Fact #9

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Monster fact : Very BIG monsters can fit through very SMALL holes
Tuesday 22 July 2014

Monster Facts #8

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Monster Fact: Monster breath is terrible. Many beautiful would-be monster relationships are de-railed early on by halitosis*. (*See also...
Monday 21 July 2014

Monster Facts #7

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Monster fact: Up to 95% of domestic 'lost sock' incidents are the result of monster activity
Thursday 17 July 2014

Monster Facts #6

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Monster Fact: Monsters love ice cream, but mainly when it's somebody else's ice cream. See also monster diets

Monster Facts #5

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Monster Fact: The dark is composed of at least 70% monsters (& at least 10% horrible creepy crawlies) - very much like the percentage ...
Wednesday 16 July 2014

Monster Facts #4

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Monster Fact: You know when people say "they won't hurt you they're just being friendly"? * or, "they're more s...

Monster facts #3

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Monster fact : Vegetarianism is EXTREMELY uncommon. Their favourite dinner is invariably YOU! (yeah, yeah, wear the monster deflective tof...

Monster facts #2

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Yep, sorry to break it to you kids, I'm not making this up... Sleep tight huh? x

The Wednesday creature

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Monster fact : Bloodthirsty monsters always have Wednesdays off to catch up on laundry / e-mails etc. Here is a candid pen & ink pic...