Culled from a rather wonderful insult in a Tweet by  @anandamide - I want to be in this band!

During the recent rather sultry nights my subconscious has been rather errmmm, 'fruity'! In response to a dream about a leat...

Unfortunately the rumours that Klöwnfingerr have been lined up as a replacement for the Foo Fighters at Glastonbury 2015 were generally ...

Was just listening to Brian Eno on the wireless talking about imaginary musical genres...I'd love to hear some unwelcome space jazz! (se...

The '70s Sitcom Homosexuals - conceived as a high art / low art post-post ironic performance art / conceptual electronica project - end...

Wherein the beats can range from 400 bpm down to 1-2 beats in a 24 hour period rendering it 'well jittery!' There are unconfirmed re...