Excerpt from a series of horror stories I will never probably get around to writing...

My dream last night involved myself (in puppet form) & a muppet with no eyes, attempting to avoid capture from a malevolent Bert ...

Combining a couple of my favourite things, monsters & breakfast!  More 'Fearsome Foodstuffs' ™making breakfast go with an AAAA...

A werewolf trying to find a job, a sad tomato & a mummy wrapped in pink toilet paper from 'Making Monsters Happy' by Susan...

We've ALL been there! sketc

Be honest, who hasn't always wanted to know what would happen if a synchronised swimmer was ravished by a werewolf? They missed a trick ...

Some more good retro wholesome made-up horror comic stuff for you kids*! Available at all good newsagents (& a fair few sh*tty ones too)...

Just a typical night out...

From all good newsagents* (& a fair few sh*tty ones too!) * this is a lie