I posted a picture of a poster from 1954 (see below) saying that 'no person wearing Edwardian clothes will be admitted to Dances taking...

 The perils of living hair!

It's gonna get windy...get your cans of Cossack ™ out for that wayward combover boys! (Surely 'Storm Doris' is the final nai...

'cause you gotta source your fiendish plots from somewhere!