This was inspired by an extremely damp June evening spent in Queens Park the other night. Being a Hastings born lad I actually love the seas...

On  #WorldGothDay  please spare a thought for the unfortunate teenage goths on enforced family beach holidays.

Dreaming of the seaside - my drenched Soho homage to John Hassall's famous Skegness design

NB no crustaceans were harmed in the making of this picture (that sandcastle got well f***ed up though!)