Keir Starmer's waistcoat was completely made of meat. And every time he ventured out, dogs chased him down the street. He tried to run...

Here's my three attempts at cartoonist Martin Rowson's Draw The Coronavirus competition on Twitter to in conjunction with  #Museu...

My contribution to the rather amusing #curseborisjohnson tag on Twitter

It's over here! Move along now... (another unsuccessful pitch!)

Always wondered how that's done? a) Yes b) No (mostly 'a'- this is the blog for you! mostly 'b' - move along, nothing to...