Sadly this my LAST EVER All Ears. (although in the print edition it's credited to 'name in here') I only officially found this o...

I've never used the 'recent bereavement' method for dealing with cold callers but I did once conjure up a story about a colony o...

After playing with several Gypsy/carpark/well-known-cartoon-character-with-explicit drug-reference combinations I figured this illustratory*...

Ok, ok, it's a real curtain not a digital one, & nope, he's not a wizard AT ALL! (we're definitely not in Kansas any more ei...

I've still got the scars from my '80s teenage years (but have burned most of the photos!) - wish I'd left the 'studioline...

(Article by Michael Holden) Beyond the humidity, the other thing you can hope to get at the local steam baths is a climate of silence. Not a...

That Brian May (no relation) made his guitar out of a fireplace he did...etc. As a real-life guitar hero(!) I find the whole concept of Guit...

Referring to previous post I can't help feeling Penguin books might have missed a trick with this line of titles for the 'less sophi...

Happy New year - after a couple of weeks of festivities I'm climbing back into my (slightly ill fitting) Freudian slip - possibly my fav...

Drugs are bad, mmmmmkay? I was originally going for the 'exploding stomach'imagery but decided against it in the end... http://www.g...

In the interests of good taste I avoided illustrating the 'dad's corpse' reference, read on... (Article by Michael Holden) Upsta...

Caution this image contains gratuitous zoom lens tumescence & a very feeble pun which I make no apology for... http://www.guardian.co.uk...

(Article by Michael Holden) Rush hour found me standing near a young couple seated on an underground train. They were headed for the airport...

Yep! I'm available for tattoos & children's parties too! - the knuckle tattoo 'toys' hails from a situation in a Brighto...

On reflection would have liked to have added a penguin into the mix, I like penguins. End of. http://www.guardian.co.uk/culture/2010/oct/30/...

Funnily enough I saw a perfect ageing '70s throwback skinhead in Bethnal Green this morning - maybe there's a reserve somewhere wher...

Having been brought up at the seaside I know everything about fish & chips - FACT! Read the article here http://www.guardian.co.uk/cultu...

Quite fond of this one despite virtually having to draw it twice due to a subtle mix of computer balls-up & a little touch of vintage f*...

I seem to have been drawing a lot of animal / bus concoctions of late...must be something in the air...I research my demographics very thoro...

as they say...It's all done with computers these days, I just press a button then f*** off for a massage & a cocktail usually... htt...