It's Thursday, the sun's out, it's probably the only sensible thing to do. Tell your boss 'Steve said it'd be fine'* grab a glass of something cold & head out there!
*NB 'fine' can be a somewhat moveable feast
Thursday 31 July 2014
Tuesday 29 July 2014
Tuesday 22 July 2014
Monster Facts #8
Monster Fact: Monster breath is terrible. Many beautiful would-be monster relationships are de-railed early on by halitosis*.
(*See also monster diets)
(*See also monster diets)
Monday 21 July 2014
Thursday 17 July 2014
Monster Facts #6
Monster Fact: Monsters love ice cream, but mainly when it's somebody else's ice cream.
See also monster diets
Monster Facts #5
Monster Fact: The dark is composed of at least 70% monsters (& at least 10% horrible creepy crawlies) - very much like the percentage of cocoa solids in posh chocolate but much SCARIER!
Wednesday 16 July 2014
Monster Facts #4
Monster facts #3
Monster fact : Vegetarianism is EXTREMELY uncommon. Their favourite dinner is invariably YOU!
(yeah, yeah, wear the monster deflective tofu armour if it makes you feel better #futilegesture)
(yeah, yeah, wear the monster deflective tofu armour if it makes you feel better #futilegesture)
The Wednesday creature
Monster fact : Bloodthirsty monsters always have Wednesdays off to catch up on laundry / e-mails etc.
Here is a candid pen & ink picture of a monster washing his smalls (the artist was nearly devoured in the process of drawing this, monsters are NOTORIOUSLY touchy - I don't make this sh*t up you know!)
Here is a candid pen & ink picture of a monster washing his smalls (the artist was nearly devoured in the process of drawing this, monsters are NOTORIOUSLY touchy - I don't make this sh*t up you know!)
Monday 14 July 2014
Thursday 10 July 2014
How to draw Dennis the Menace and Gnasher
Me pulling some stupid faces & demonstrating some drawing stuff & nonsense
PS...this is my REAL drawing face
Monday 7 July 2014
Silly Name for a Monster!
The fact that I laughed out loud when I first received the text was definitely a good start & I thoroughly enjoyed illustrating this. It's a hilarious book with a big scary monster, some cowardly knights & a little boy called Stinkpot. Can he succeed in defeating a monster with such a silly name?
I'm not going to tell you that. You'll have to wait until August 7th until it's actually released so there!
In the mean time, here's a sneak preview...